This fine young lad, while not typical of most OSU students, represents an unfortunately large subpopulation of students who will be getting primed next weekend prior to the 3:30 kickoff. So, what can we expect next Saturday evening?
- Urination on our lawn.
- A variety of good domestic beer containers (empty), distributed on my lawn.
- Maybe a few burned sofas in the alleys near my home.
- An assault or two by fine young men like this one (this actually happened to me while sitting on my porch with my then 12 month old daughter a couple years ago by a drunken sot; his girlfriend pulled him away after he barfed on my lawn).
- A reprimand and possible suspension by the zero-tolerance Holbrook administration if any of these guys commit murder, assault, rape, etc.,.
I enjoy living amidst the students, but ever since OSU has become really good at football, the celebrations before and after the game have become ugly.
And we're scared.