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July 22, 2008

It's not just an urban legend.

Mrs Daves Beer: Honey, C'mere (while reading bedtime stories).
Me: What?
Mrs: Put out your hand (kid and Mrs looking at me).

Plop, a navy bean drops into my palm.

Mrs: That was in your daughter's nose since lunchtime.
Kid: Laughs.
Me: ewwww

I'm so grossed out, I thought sharing would help shed the memory faster.


Big Momma said...

Awesome! Better to be from the kid, rather than the wife!!!

So, you think F1 is you watch all of the races? I get excited when I find someone else, in the US that watches.

Not Important said...

I knew a guy in college that could put $1.95 in change up his nose.

I think he works for the government now.

Anonymous said...

This is just so wrong on so many levels....

Dave said...

Hey M, Sorry F1 just sounds cool, and infintely better than NASCAR, don't know much about it though.

G, if it was in pennies, I'd be wicked impressed.

It is indeed horribly wrong.

Anonymous said...

The story would be better if you mentioned it was a slimy navy bean.

Anonymous said...

Oh, uh, Ms. Clam - you are SO not helping me with this image ;D

Bonk at Home said...

That sounds luxurious compared to what comes home in my daughters diaper from daycare.

Dave said...

I feel your pain.