I'm fairly certain most men lose their hair because evolution has taught them it's the best way to keep the plumber away from their home. Plumbers are good, but expensive. One of my part time jobs is guarding the bathroom drains of hair, hair pretties, bobby pins, barretts, rubber thingies, scrunchy thingies, combs, brushes, coins, dolls, sandwiches, etc.
Today, we had a plumber do a spigot replacement. Fast job well done and cheap. Second time we've used them. Good local resource.