I'm taking a vacation day today. If you Google swine flu pandemic and locusts you'll realize we're probably in the early days of the big outbreak. Frankie, although we don't have instrumentation sensitive enough to detect it, has a fever and had to go home. I took the ailing child skipping through the supermarket on the way home to get supplies. Cheese, tater tots, etc. Don't let this happen to you!! Run out and get your flu shot for the love of God man!.
Warning This flu makes children giggle. Don't be deceived, it's brutal.