Another item struck from the list

We have this super secret list of parenting insecurities and questions we share with (almost) no one, like:
Did co-sleeping destroy our child's chance for happiness like the pediatrician promised?
Will she learn to swim?
Does she understand just how unattractive Kat von D really is?
Will she learn to ride a bike (without training wheels)?
Will she be a yoga instructor when she grows up?
Will she be fiscally responsible?
Will she ever learn that Kraft mac n cheese is toxic?
Will she marry Ethan?
Will she ever teach me how to pronounce a French r and u?
and so on...

Today we scratch one off the list (to make room for another)

circa 2004

circa. 3 pm today